True story…

When some one asks, “So how do you feel about graduation?!”
I’m just like..

When the Internet’s out…

When I hear Law & Order SVU is on…

When the volume is on an odd number…
Its the apocalypse.

When your friends question your drunk decisions…

When you see the Purdue homeless guy…
What you should do..

What you actually do…

When the campus cops are harassing you…
